HEEEY!!! :O(

That is my guestbook U are burning U meenie!! *Trying to stomp out flames* ...Well if U are going to be like that then maybe U should leave...

Or...If U are gonna be nicer and not try to set other parts of my sight alight then you can stay... :O)

...yah yah...I know, the lighted match just slipped out of yer pocket and came into came with my book, which just happened to be soaked in gasoline fer some reason that U know nothing about...its OK!! Accidents (!) happen!! Now stop crying and grovelling and get back to my page...