My goodness, you are bored aren't you?? Just think about all those wonderful, animated Java based pages out there you could be visiting.....what?? You are STILL here?? You are either asleep or you actually want to know something about me....oh well! :O)
This page is always being changed as I think of new rubbish to put on it. Also, the lists of all my Fav. things are not complete yet. Watch out for new additions!! (...Yeah I know you will be just hanging out for them...)
Hmmm....This has been happening ever since that bloody nuclear power plant moved in down the road... :OP (Sorry about the awful quality...if you want to see a proper pic, scare yourself by clicking here)
Bio:
Name: Andrew James
Born: 11th July ShAkEdOwN 1979!! Sydney, NSW Australia
Age: Dont be lazy, just work it out from the line above!!
Home: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Height: 5' 11"
Hair: Brown
Eyes: 2
IQ: Refer to shoe size
Shoe Size: 11
Favourite Bands: SMASHING PUMPKINS!!, Ash, Our Lady Peace, They Might Be Giants, Spiderbait, Weezer, Jebediah, Blink 182, Moist, Weird Al Yankovic, Frenzal Rhomb, The Cure, Veruca Salt, Grinspoon, Ben Folds Five, Primus, Bloodhound Gang, Faith No More, Regurgitator, Foo Fighters, Garbage, Hoodoo Gurus, Green Day, Live, Metallica, Everclear, Lots More.
All Time Fav. Song: Today - Smashing Pumpkins
All Time Fav. Video Clip: Whatareya? - TISM
Fav. SP Band Member: James Iha
Favourite Pumpkin Songs:
Tonight, Tonight (MCIS) Mayonaise (SD) Girl Named Sandoz (PI)
Disarm (SD) Frail and Bedazzled (PI) ...Said Sadly (TAFH)
Where Boys Fear to Tread (MCIS) Perfect (ADORE) Landslide (PI)
Honeyspider (B-S) Hello Kity Kat (PI) The Aeroplane Flies High (TAFH)
Cherub Rock (SD) Siva (GISH) Pissant (PI)
Tear (ADORE) Blew Away (PI) I am One (GISH)
Tristessa (GISH) Meladori Magpie (TAFH) An Ode to No One (MCIS)
For Martha (ADORE) Silverfuck (SD) X.Y.U. (MCIS)
Bullet Train to Osaka (B-S) Geek U.S.A. (SD) Godzilla (B-S)
Farewell and Goodnight (MCIS)
Other Favourite Songs:
Girl From Mars (Ash) 4am (Our Lady Peace) Everlong (Foo Fighters)
Run (Spiderbait) Teflon (Jebediah) Particle Man (They Might be Giants)
The Good Life (Weezer) M & M's (Blink 182) Tangerine (Moist)
You Cant Move into My House (Frenzal Rhomb) The Night Santa Went Crazy (Weird Al)
Friday, I'm In Love (Cure) Shutterbug (Veruca Salt) Kung Fu (Ash)
Stripsearch (Faith No More) Mah Na Mah Na (Skin) Clumsy (Our Lady Peace)
Uncle Walter (Ben Folds Five) Dammit (Blink 182) Basket Case (Green Day)
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny (Bloodhound Gang) Numb Me, Drill Me, Floss Me, Bill Me (Weird Al)
DCX3 (Grinspoon) Alex the Seal (Spiderbait) Enter Sandman (Metallica)
Lightening Crashes (Live) Monkey Wrench (Foo Fighters) Invaders (Jebediah)
I Make Hamburgers (Whitlams) Spark (Tori Amos) Shakespeare's Tacklebox (Spiderbait)
Undone (Weezer) Jack Names the Planets (Ash) Voodoo People (Prodigy)
I Sucked A Lot of Cock To Get Where I am Today (Regurgitator) Brat (Green Day)
Supermans Dead (Our Lady Peace) Volcano Girls (Veruca Salt) More Than You Are (Grinspoon)
Lose Control (Ash) The Memory Remains (Metallica) Aenema (Tool)
Mum Changed the Locks (Frenzal Rhomb) Going Nowhere Slow (Bloodhound Gang)
Repeat (Grinspoon) Angel Interceptor (Ash) Old Man Sam (Spiderbait)
Song 2 (Blur) Puckdefender (Jebediah) So What (Metallica)
Walking Contradiction (Green Day) Push It (Garbage) New York City (They Might Be Giants)
The Way (Fastball) Seattle Grunge Blues (Todd Snider) Lost in Space (Apollo 440)
Professional Widow (Tori Amos) Just Ace (Grinspon) M.O.R. (Blur)
Uncle Pat (Ash)
Other Favourite Video Clips:
Everlong (Foo Fighters) Tonight, Tonight (Smashing Pumpkins) M & M's (Blink 182)
Fav. Sport: Ice Hockey (Fav. Team: Pittsburgh Penguins)
Fav. Colours: Green, Purple, Aqua, Turquoise, (Yes there is a difference!), Periwinkle :oP
Fav. Movies: Seven, Star Wars Trilogy, Scream, Street Fighter Anime, Vieuphoria, The Crow, Copycat, Wallace and Gromit series.
Fav. TV Shows: Simpsons, Seinfeld, Samurai Pizza Cats, Ren & Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Rugrats, Goodies, Red Dwarf, Oprah (Just Kidding :OP ), Animaniacs, Looney Tunes, All other cartoons (I am a cartoon phreak!), NHL Power Week, The Micallef Program, Good News Week, The Young Ones, Blackadder.
Fav. Books: The Far Side, Calvin and Hobbes, Bart Simpsons Guide to Life, Ghost Stories, Most Science Fiction.
Idols: James Iha, Billy Corgan, Mario Lemieux, Bugg Superstar, Raine Maida, Bill Gates (22 Billion Dollars!!!), Ren Höek, Tim Wheeler, Jerry Seinfeld, Wakko, Harrison Ford, Martin Brodeur, Weird Al, Boba Fett, Hobbes, Ray "Rabs" Warren, Michael Tunn, JOE WOLF!!
My Favouritistist Things in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!: Smashing Pumpkins (Both the band and actually destroying a couple of pumpkins with a mallett!), Chicken Soup, Joe Wolf, A Great Sense of Humor, Girlfriends :OP , Animals (Great and Small) :O) , Ice Hockey brawls, Canada, Fresh Snow, Banana Sandwiches, Cartoons, Smiley Faces :O) , Rubber Chickens, Blowing bubbles in chocolate milk, Nanook the Husky (Cordzzz!! :OP ) , Chatting at Seb's, Scratch and Sniff things, My CD collection, Billy's Wildcat Solos, Fridays, Long Letters, Partying, Smell of Subways, Fairy Bread, Foreign Accents, Oreos, 7-11 Slurpees ('cept the Apricot one), Glossy magazines, NHL goalies, Sox and Bear, Babble, Winter, Louise Mee Niece, Smell of Fresh Banknotes,
Things that ANNOY me: Babies crying for no reason, Babies crying, Babies (Well until they are at least 2 anyway, then they are kewt!), Krusty Eye Boogers when you wake up, Blood Noses, Small Dogs yapping, Teeth Grinding, Hitting your Funnee Bone, Ordering a piece of chicken at KFC and getting a wing, My Mum, An itch on the bottom of my foot, Wednesdays, Slow Drivers, Homepages with Frames, Hiccups, Sebastian, Half Japanese girls that do it to me every time, Recycled Paper, Maturity, Infomercials, Critical errors, Sleeping in too long, Going fer another mouthful of coffee when U have drunk it all already,
Things I HATE!: The Spice Girls AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! , No Doubt, Hanson, Dance Music, Mushrooms, The Nanny, Oysters, Bernadette Trotter my (old) English Teacher, Fingernails scratching ceramic things, Being blinded by the bathroom light in the middle of the night, Glass Breaking, Drew Carey, Cruelty to Animals, Mondays, Celine Dion, Sharp Edges, Daniel Johns coz he SMELLS,
AJ's CD Collection! (Growing by the Day)
(s) = Single
AJ's How Cumz It?? (Mysteries of the Universe)
If anyone can help me with these mind-perplexing problems, puhleeeeze E-Mail me with the solutions!!!
" How come old men's ears get so repulsively, enourmously large?? "
" How come freight that goes by ship is CARGO, and freight that goes by road is a SHIPMENT?? "
" If you are travelling at light speed, what happens when you turn on your headlights?? "
" Just what is that scent that all old people smell of?? "
" How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?? "
" If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get it on the frypan?? "
" Why were the 80's so boring and crap?? "
" Why do they keep life-jackets on aeroplanes and not parachutes?? "
" Just what the hell IS 1 divided by 0?? "
" How come when you are tired you can read an entire page of a book, get to the end, and not have a clue about what the hell you just read!! "
" How come the Spice Girls are popular?? "
" How come phonetic isn't spelt the way it sounds?? "
" How come your still reading this dribble?? "
AJ's Favourite Kwotes! (Various Sources)
" Never trust someone who, when left alone in a room with a tea-cosy, wont try it on. " - Billy Conolley
" Nature doesn't take call-waiting. " - Jennifer Gish
" Hey! Life sux, so fuck off... " - Peggy Snail
" If I could then I would, but I can't, so I wont... " - Natalie Corduroy
" Hugz are chicken soup for the soul. " - Jen Luna (I reelie love that one...)
" ...Oh Turn it Up... " - Ray "Rabs" Warren
" Life's short and hard like a body-building elf " - Jimmy Pop Ali
" They did a CAT scan. They said I was a no-brainer " - Joe Wolf after sustaining a concussion during a match and being admitted to hospital
" Marge, Why did God make stamp-glue taste so magically delicious?? " - Homer Simpson
" Happiness is a warm clam... " (??) - Everclear's Art Alexakis
" Well, I'm sure there is a rational explanation for it " - TASMANIAN leading UFOlogist Mike McPhee commenting on green flashes of light seen in sky.
" The only good thing about getting a blow-job from a Spice Girl would be the 10 minutes of silence " - Karen Salem
" You remind me of an egg - always getting smashed or laid "
" Relationships are like a coke machine. They dont go over with one push, you gotta rock em back and forth a bit, then they'll go over " - Jerry Seinfeld
" He [Dominic Hasek] doen't really have a style. He just kinda flops around and pucks magically hit him" - Jerry Waxx
" ...and now, the man who wishes he was even half as funny as his hairpiece - Daaaaavid Leeeettermaaaan!!! " - Letterman announcer
" I hate you but you hate yourself too, I hate to be honest but I'd hate to be you " - Jimmy Pop Ali
" Women want to know what is on television...Men want to know what else is on television " - Jerry Seinfeld
WOW! You got to the end of this page - I salute you. That was one BIG load of babble you just waded through!! If you used the scrollbar then you are an impatient CHEAT!!! I guess that's it for now, so go on you nosey person, BUGGER OFF!!! J/K :O) I am always adding to this page, so come back some day, OK?? If anyone has some more desperately needed, good categories that I can add to this page, please send them to me!! Thanks for visiting :O)
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